We have recently found several blockages in showes in university owned accommodation,most commonly caused by human hair.
However,over last term we found many of,these blockages to be caused by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen.This is intolerable,and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists.
May we advise students who wish to mastutrbate to do so in the comfort of their own rooms,rather than in the showers.
Crazy?What else palace can we release such fucking semen if we don't have a sex friend in university.
This warning is so ridiculous for me.But luckily,it's not warned by my univerisity